The package of Oreo Cookies says that a servings size is 2. TWO?! THAT’S IT??!! So, I tried it…I ate just two.
Can you hear that? They’re calling my name! 2 cookies is RIDICULOUS! Who can eat just two? Well, I’m gonna. I can do it. I know I can.
Can you? Go ahead, buy a package and then see if you can open them, eat just two, and then put them back in the pantry until tomorrow.
What do they put in those things?! Crack?!!!! geesh.
[I wonder if I can hear them from my bedroom]